Big Day, Long Post. Yesterday’s meeting with Stan was a good reminder that we need to be on our best behavior. Otherwise, I guess its jail.
But I don’t even know what good behavior is. I’d assume it would be doing a good job, but I don’t know what we are supposed to be doing.
The best way we can behave is just to make sure we don’t get caught saying something bad. We are definitely being watched and I think it is safe to say that whatever we say is being heard. As Greystle turned this project away from our goals I know a lot of the more esoteric disciplines in our team was starting to feel ignored, unfortunately none of us are being ignored now.
When the full team had shown up, and started to unbox some of the items that had arrived from the sacred forms, I whistled and gathered everyone over.
“Hey guys, I wanted to give you an update. Let me start by saying I don’t know exactly what we are doing, so this isn’t going to be the best update. There is a huge cloud infrastructure available to us that is more than we will ever need, and when I say cloud I mean some cave a couple of hallways away.
But first, and this is important, look anywhere in this room and wave. Know that there is a monitor somewhere here that just displayed your wave. Now with your best ASMR whisper say hello to Stan.”
I couldn’t think of a subtle way of letting everyone know, and if I whisper it to everyone or write it on a note to show it surreptitiously, I think that’d just be worse. But the reaction was very unhappy. And the only way to get them happy was to give them work, really work.
“While we are waiting on what the new job is, there are still some things I think we should continue some of our old work. I know all the data is lost, or I assume it is, but I’d like it if the task force on Tangent could plan for a presentation to us this week. Honestly, just say where you think the data was leading you to conclude. Obviously, no charts, or real data. Just what you learned. I think it would be good to know. Like, why was, if it really was, Tangent more violent.”
I divided the teams into three groups, the Tangent task force, folks to set up their equipment as it was starting to pile up. And then a third group consisting of Kaitlin, Janice, and Adit, but before I could explain my really good idea (Visual Point of View – and I’m seriously proud of myself) over an intercom Stan’s voice boomed. “Rob, come see me at my office.”
I know Chen thought better of it the second he said it, but I’m sure it was a hard idea to suppress, he looked at me and said “oooooh, you’re in trouble.” I should have been worried about whatever repercussions to my announcing our surveillance state was, but truthfully I was worried I might have forgotten how to get to his office.
Even though I knew what I was walking into, the wall of monitors and the window to a cave of servers caused me to make a, hopefully inaudible, “oooof” exhale. Though I admit I really was freaked out about how hard the push back would be for my “smile for the camera” bravado.
But… nothing.
Instead Stan barely gave me eye contact beyond acknowledging that I had come in. He was just putting a slate in a shoulder bag. “Hey Rob, just wanted to let you know that we’ll be ready in a couple of weeks for you all to begin, in the meantime just keep your team busy.”
Then as he walked me to the door he mentioned the most hilarious thing, “At the end of the week every team in this Cela is putting together little presentations of what their broader project is. Think of it is a high school science fair, put up a poster or two of what you are doing on a fold out table and just talk to folks and answer their questions.” And then he finally looked at me. With a smile he said, “seriously this is a lot more effective than it sounds. You get to mingle around see what other people are doing and start riffing off each other. Then full docs and info are up on their corners of Abzu’s grid for more detail. “ Stan stopped, “you all are stuck here, try to have fun.” And then out he went through a door into one of the long hallways. I had thought that door was just a closet.
The team hadn’t left the central meeting spot. I stepped back down into the center. I looked at Chen and gave a thumbs up. “Okay, change of plans, 4 groups: 1 unpacks and builds up our local infrastructure, the Tangent presentation group, and 2 new projects. Who here misses high school?” I knew there would mostly be groans, but it almost seemed exclusively groans. “I need some folks to work together and whip up infographics and handouts. We’re going to a science fair on Friday and we need something for our booth.” Crickets. “It’ll be a good opportunity to find out what other people are doing here behind their closed doors. There might be some good ideas we can use.”
And as I started to say before, we’re going to need some of the department heads to work on a new simulations feature. I never liked how we need to set some time aside and make a special effort to render a visual of what was happening on Alpha. What if we could just type in the camera location, put on goggles and look around and see from our own eyes what was happening in real time?” Janice’s face had a look of distress, I smiled in her direction to try and reassure her. “We can use one of our slates to run the lamest simulation possible. One of these conference rooms, we can just move around objects in the simulation for testing.”
Afterwards we kind of all just milled around in our little office center. Then there was a mass exodus to the cafeteria and I got to hear the team talk about work again. We all had something to do. I heard Chen volunteer to be the “eye candy” at the booth.